Thursday, April 17, 2014

Mooning the Boss

My job on the occasion requires me to put forth presentations from time to time in front of the leaders of our organization and Tuesday was no different.  So before my presentation I went ahead and used the restroom to make sure I didnt have to go during.  Apparently the back of my dress got stuck in my hose.  A few minutes into my meeting I was asked to give my presentation over the completion of contuining education credentials for practicing nurses that work for the state.  So I was going to be up their a while. 

Apparently I got quite animated and turned my back to the crowd on a hand full of occasions.  As I didnt know the presentation went off without a hitch.  However, after the meeting was over as I was leavin Crystal said "Heah you didnt know this but you were mooning us during the presentation"  The back of your dress is caught in your hose.  I was about thre shades of embarassed. 

So after the meeting I sent out appology emails.  Rest assuring them I didnt know all the feedback was positive reassuring me they knew it was accidental.  One of our Executive leaders she reminded me to make sure I look in the mirror before leaving the restroom in the future I told her I would.  I promised  not to make a habit out of moonming people.

Bachelor Party

As last Friday was one of Chris last few as a free man.  The three of us took him out on the town.  I met the guys at Chris's house and we took his C Class since their was just the four of us.  I was notimated the designated driver.  This was no big deal to me as  I didnt mind.  I had bought a dress for the occasion and we met the other three were semi-suited up No Ties!  We started at out the strip clubs by his house and worked our way around the city.  We got him an obserd number of lap dances.  The second strip clud we went to the double d saloon the guys got me a lap dance, which was moderately embarassing.  However, the girl who gave it was a good sport about it as it was a first for both of us. 

The humor in the evening was that all three of my friends tried to take photos of each other doing stupid things.  However as the sober one I thought it was hilarious.  They all got photos however they were off tilt or crooked or not in focus. 

We ended up at 5 strips cluds in OKC and all the guys were totally in the bag.  Around 11pm we started rounding up the evening.  I took Josh home, then Terry, then on to Chris.  After dropping chris off I made sure he made it to his couch I wood have made sure he made it to his bed however the trash cans are closer to the couch. 

Overall I had a great time it was a first for many of us.  Christy was a good sport about and asked me to come to her bachelorette party i was flattered but respectfully declined. 

Friday, April 11, 2014

Dress Shopping for a Rehersal Dinner

As I have mentioned in previous posts of my best childhood friends is getting married he is getting married next next.  I decided to buy a dress for the rehersal dinner.  So I went dress shopping these are the two dresses that I have decided on and can not decide which one I like better.  My goal was to look nice without looking to trashy or to much like a grandma.  I bought both of the dresses after trying them on and asked my friends which ones they liked and they ended up refering me to their girlfriends and wives.  I swear they are no help.  Jennifer liked the torquiose one and Christy liked the red one. 


Friday, March 28, 2014

Job Interviews in a dress

Even though I have a full time job I decided to look for a part time job to earn some extra money, and constructive use of my free time.  I have applied at roughly a dozen or so stores and hotels.  I have had two interviews.  The first interview was at Chicos in OKC.  When I arrived the manager was professional however she was uneasy with me in a dress. We went in the back she asked me questions that were pertinent and knowledge based we share out views on loss and shrinkage as well as good customer service.  We had a common bond on our view on loss and customer service. We interviewed and talk for about 1 hour.  She explained how she thought I would fit in well however she didnt have any positions at the time for me.  Inronically 4 weeks later she is still looking for help.

The second interview was at Dress Barn in OKC, the interview was with the training manager. She talked to me about 15 minutes maybe less she told me I was unqualified to work as a sales associate or sales support.  But she was quick to add the wanted my business just not my employment.

I have subsequently applied at Soma, Maidenform, and Hanes.  I was instructed that they didnt believe a male would be comfortable talking about and selling lingerie.  I advised them that they obviously didnt notice that I was wearing lingerie.  As a wearer of bras and panties I have became knowledgeable onthe subject.  However they advised to keep looking so the search continues.  

Friday, March 21, 2014

Dinner and a Movie

Last Friday went I to Dinner with my friends and their significant others.  Chris is getting married so Terry and his wife, Josh and his girlfriend, Chris and Christy, and I all went out to dinner at Charlestons. 

Before heading to dinner, I needed to change so I brought my clothes with me and changed at work.  I had bought a new dress and was looking forward to wearing it.  As I was changing I notices a tear along the seam in the back of the dress.  I was wearing a dress so it wasnt that big of a deal.  I called Dress Barn wear I bought and thought I would swing by and exchange it for the same dress.  However, when I got there there didnt have that dress in my size any longer.  So I went through picked out two other dresses and went on my way. 

Luckily I was only a few minutes late to dinner and of course my friends didnt let me live it down.  Terry was razzing me stating I was always the first one there and on time.  All of a sudden give him boobs and a dress and he is running late.  I was like yes Terry boobs make people run late. 

Dinner was wonderful we always have a great time.  We have some drinks joke with each other and enjoy each others company.  Dinner got done around 9 as Terry and Jennifer needed to get home to their kids.  Josh and his girlfriend went on to some dance clubs. 

I had no interest in going so I decided to catch a movie as my wife wouldnt be home till after 11.  I headed over to Penn Square AMC Theatres to catch a movie.  Getting to the mall as they were closing there were not alot of people at the mall.  I went in and saw 300 rise of an Empire in 3D.  It misses some plot however it is a good movie and in 3D it is amazing.

Buying H-Posts and Corner Posts

Living on a farm I am always fixing fence or moving fence or building new fence.  This week like all other weeks is no different.  I am building a new property line fence on my south side as such I decided to purchase two corner posts and a couple of h posts to have just in case. 

Yesterday I decided to go and pick them up when I got off work, I called to make sure they were there, at that time I asked if anyone was going to be able to assist in the loading of the posts.  The shop advised that customers loaded there own posts.  When I arrive to pick them up I just got off work so I was still in a dress.  A knee length blue wrap dress, upon my arrival they were very friendly and advised me where the posts were.  They then advised that they would help load as they did not think I was going to be able to load them.  Normally I would take the help, however instead I decided to load them my self.

So far I have been amazed how people treat you differently based on how you are dressed,  In jeans and a tshirt you can load your posts.  In a dress suddenly you are to weak to do mans work.  Somehow we have this notion that what you wear defines who you are.  That is a terrible shame.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Out to Movie

Living on a farm the only times I really get to go out is on Fridays so Friday two weeks ago I decided to go out.  When I got off work I put of my push up bra and my favorite blue dress and went out on the town. 

My first stop was at Lane Bryant as I had received a Lane Bryant gift card for Christmas and hadnt used it I was able to go there when they had 70% of clearance I was able to buy two pairs of pants and a top for less than $20.  Great deal.

After leaving Lane Bryant I decided to go catch a movie, Non-Stop had just came out so that seemed like a good movie.  The theatre was moderately busy however I had no problems I bought my ticket and while I got a few looks everyone overall either ignored me or was nice to me.

The movie was OK not great and after the movie I stopped by the Rockaway taverns for some adult beverages.  Overall positive experience I knew the bar tender there however I wasnt expected to run into anyone I knew.  However,  I ran into one of the ladies I work with she was polite.  SHe njoyed her beverages and I enjoyed mine and went on about our evening